Chelsea unveiled their new 2009/10 kits this week, and it looks like the Blues will be gunning for the Rollerball championship rather than the Premier League title next season. I'll admit I take shots at Chelsea any chance I get, but seriously, what's going on with the shoulder area and the neck? That looks like a zipper at the top. In a word: bad. And Frank Lampard needs to take some lessons from Derek Zoolander. His tough guy pose looks more confused than intimidating.